View Full Version : Ash & Keiko's FANGIRL MADNESS!!!


Keiko
Jan 2nd, 2006, 11:31 AM
lol me and little wolf have been working on this through msn lmao

we hope you like it it will be updated soon!

Keiko, Ash, Kadaj, Yazoo & Loz in...

FANGIRL MADNESS!
(and the random fangirl called marea)



the day fangirls went completley maniacal

Keiko: Hi ash! Up for a bit of fangirlyness today?
Ash: Hell yeah!
*Keiko And ash go searching for their vic. *cough* lucky subjects?*

*mean while around the corner*

Kadaj: is it safe? Yazoo quick go check!
Yazoo: No way! What if theyre there? Loz you go!
Loz: Hell no! im a sensitive soul if I get clinged to ill cry!
Kadaj: well im the oldest.
Yazoo & Loz: so you should go!
Kadaj: No so I Should choose who goes! Yazoo I vote you!
*gets his souba out and points it at loz*
Loz: *gulp* yeah I. Agree!
Yazoo: you filthy rotten..,. *mumble Mumble*

*yazoo goes and peeps around corner*

Ash: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Its YAZOO! *runs up the road in a fangirly manner*

Keiko: . *follows as above* SQUEEEE!

Yazoo: RUN!!
*Kadaj, Yazoo And Loz Peg It!*
*ash catches up with yazoo and clings to his leg*

Yazoo: noooooo! L

Ash: ^_^ youll never escape my clutches again!

Yazoo: that's what im afraid of. ªª

Ash : *nibbles on his leg* teheehehe nummy man creature of beautiful silver hairs and black leathers *pet pet*

Keiko : *takes and run and leap at kadaj and pounces him* Where do you think your running to my lovely jewel of silverness? *deathgrip to his leg*

Kadaj : RUN LOZ RUNNNNNNNNN *tumbles*


Loz : *takes sharp corner and in front of him stands marea* O____O *suddenly something is glued to his leg *


Yazoo -Kadaj-loz : *slowly crawls back toward eachother with fangirls clung to legs* T__T we have been captured...

Yazoo : *tries to shake ash off* Evil lil...*sudden idea*

Yazoo: *whispers something to Kadaj and Loz*

Kadaj: mmmhmmm and you think this will work because?

Keiko & Ash: *suspicious glances upwards*

Keiko: *whisper* what are they whispering about?

Ash: *whisper* I don’t know but lets pretend to whisper about them so they get jealous

Keiko: *whisper* Great idea!

Keiko & Ash: *whisper whisper*

Kadaj: looks down at the Fangirl glued to his leg *sigh* *gets out his phone*

Loz: Hurry up I don’t think I can take it much longer! *quick glance downwards towards his leg where Marea is slowly creeping towards his crotch* *loz slaps her hands and she glares at him darkly*

Kadaj: yeah dude we need help …… where are we? Were on the corner of heath street…… yeah its those crazy fangirls again… don’t laugh! Yeah they attatched themselves to us again oh please! We cant take it much longer!

Keiko And Ash: ^_^ wheeeeee!

5 (agonizing) minutes later

A dark figure rounds the corner, with his long silver hair and his masamune sword and his totally smexeh leathers it is of course Sephiroth

Keiko & Ash: o.O SQUEEEEEEE!


lol we got the idea for this whilst chatting on msn and randomnly clinging to Sephys legs as we did so LMAO

Jerzideva
Jan 2nd, 2006, 11:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair and continues laughing uncontrollably*

I'm not at all surprised that this took place in the minds of you two devious girls but I have to say that you sure know how to make some laugh! :laugh: :laugh:

I was in stitches as I read this story! :nuts:

Great job!

Just one thing... Kadaj is the youngest one. He's actually only 10. :lost:

Rufus ShinRa
Jan 3rd, 2006, 05:07 AM
I only have two letters that ill repeat over and over again ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... *cough* ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

Funny stuff there Keiko ...

Kadaj is only 10 !? wow ... err ... ok ... err ... hmm ... err ... weird.

Ash & Keiko keep up the good work.
-Rufus

Keiko
Jan 3rd, 2006, 07:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair and continues laughing uncontrollably*

I'm not at all surprised that this took place in the minds of you two devious girls but I have to say that you sure know how to make some laugh! :laugh: :laugh:

I was in stitches as I read this story! :nuts:

Great job!

good good its ash's turn to write some so when shes done that ill writye some then well post it up again lol i is glad you are in likingment of it though ^_^ lol cant wait to see what shes put, hgmmmm *wills ash to go on msn*

Just one thing... Kadaj is the youngest one. He's actually only 10. :lost:

10? wtf:lost:? omg im older than him!!! :cry: oh well because hes the leader he pretends hes the oldest o.O see i do get it right!

Edit

ok so i didnt break the rules and double post i edit instead!! heres the second part!

Sephiroth : *solemnly walks up towards the three silver haired studs with chicks stuck to their leg*

Keiko /Ash/Marea : *simultaneous screams ' SEPHIROTHHH <3<3<3!! ' *slowly beginning to gravitate toward him*

Yazoo : o.o *watches them * wow thats like magic

Kadaj : ultimate aura of pimp right there

Loz : amazing.

Yazoo/Kadaj/loz : *suddenly a little jealous of the attention*

Sephiroth : >:D yes come to me my new spawns of evil , I sha'll use you..

Keiko : *clings to sephiroths left leg*

Ash : *clings to sephiroths right leg*

Marea : *hides in his hair*

Sephiroth : *begins to slowly walk off with three fangirls stuck with a parasitic cling to him*

Kadaj: aww i kinda miss em now...

Yazoo: yeah...

Loz: are you KIDDING? my leg is only just turning back to its natural colour! she cut off my circulation!

Kadaj-Yazoo: *sigh*

loz: *wtf*

meanwhile...

Sephiroth: now my minions of evilness will you do anything for me?

Keiko-Ash-Marea: YESH!

Sephiroth: good... first things first can you please get off me?

Ash-Keiko-Marea: creep slowly off him and stands in front of him gazing up at his smexehness.

Sephiroth: now what to do with you... ah hah *gives them each a weapon*

Marea: OMG he touched my hand!!!

Keiko: oooo pretty present from sephy

Sephiroth: dont call me that T_T

Ash: wowies a present! *huggles the sword and cuts herself accidentally* ^_^ thank you sephy!

Sephiroth: please... dont calll me that T_T

Keiko-Ash: why not sephy?

Sephiroth: ...... ARGH!

keiko: teehee sephy is angry!

Sephiroth:... Whatever

*Vincent walks in*

Sephiroth: ahhh vincent!

Keiko: SQUEE vincent!! *clings to him*

Vincent: what the... o.O

Sephiroth: Yes my child! strangle him!

Keiko: o.O i ish huggling him SMEXEH!

Vincent: ^_^ heh i have a fangirl! *walks out with the fangirl clinging to his chest*

Sephiroth: ... well that was odd.. hmmmm i only have two minions to spread my evil now!

Ash: *still huggling sword* owie!

Marea: *gaping at her hand* o.m.g he touched me!

sephiroth:... T_T damn the idioticness of fangirls...


wheeee!

Jerzideva
Jan 3rd, 2006, 10:31 PM
*Tries to speak while laughing my head off*
*Ends up spouting a whole bunch of gibberish*
*Calms down*

Hoooo boy! Now that was funny! You have no idea how hard I was laughing as I read that. My mother came down, saw/heard me laugh and concluded that I am in need of an asylum and/or medication. :laugh:

Great work, Keiko and Little Wolf. Keep up the amazingly funny stories! :amused:

Keiko
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:03 AM
teehee more fangirl madness for you to enjoy! ^_^

Vincent : *comes running back in with a million other fangirls running after him with Keiko clung to him*

Vincent : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Keiko : WEEEEEE

Fangirls : *chases hopelessly everywhere*

Fangirl 1 : OH VINCENT JUST LET ME TOUCH YOUR CAPE!

Fangirl 2 : I WANNA TOUCH YOUR HAIR AND GET VINCENT COOTIES!!!!!

Vincent : T_____T

Sephiroth/Ash/Marea : o.o......

Marea : *falls to ground laughing *** off*

Ash : *pokes marea with sword*

Vincent : *flings cloak over himself * maybe if I stand still they wont know I am here..

Fangirls : *suddenly stops* o.o *looks around frantically*

Fangirl 1 : aww where did he go??

Fangirl 2 : o.O I dont know like he just vanished!

Keiko: teehee! *is hidden by cloak*

Vincent: shush!

fangirl 1: wow whats that? *points at red heap*

fangirl 2: its just a red heap

Fangirls: *notice sephiroth* SQUEEEEEE SEPHIROTH!! *mad rush towards him*

Sephiroth: nooo! now my spawns of evil!

Ash-Marea: *stand infront of him foaming rabidly at the mouth* MINE! *brandish weapons*

Ash: back away from the sephy!

Sephiroth: dont call me that T_T

fangirls: *Walks towards Sephiroth*

Ash: *waves sword madly*

Fangirls: AAARGH *runs away*

Sephiroth: Well done my minions ^_^

Marea: no problem sephy o.O

Sephiroth: dont call me that! T_T

Vincent: *peeps from under cloak* ah hah they are gone phew

Keiko: yey! i get vinny all to myself!

Vincent: dont call me that T_T


lol yipeeee! by the way if anyone is wondering who marea is... shes a randomn fangirl that just popped into the convos me and ash were having ^_^

Jerzideva
Jan 4th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Vinny! Sephy!

Vincent and Sephiroth: DON'T CALL US THAT! T__T

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I couldn't resist throwing that in. :laugh: :laugh: Man, these keep getting funnier and funnier! I can't wait for the next part to come out. :wink: Who knows? This time, Cloud might make an appearance. haha

Again, great job, girls!

Keiko
Jan 5th, 2006, 02:51 AM
lmao probly wont be able to too soon probly b teh weekend seeing as ash is normally on msn while im at school and she says shes goin on a trip today nyway so... :cry: i miss msn!

Shimmy
Jan 8th, 2006, 11:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!You two crack me up! What have you guys been taking without me? Pass me whatever you got! This is Hil-friggin-larious!

ebby
Jan 9th, 2006, 06:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. ....:laugh: STOPES FOR A SECOND....that's too funny Keiko you and Ash are tooo good :smile:
excuse me for a while .....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: ..O MY GOD:amazed: ..HAHAHAHAHAH:laugh: [/SIZE]

Souba
Jan 9th, 2006, 11:06 PM
lol, absolutely hularious!!!! *laughs head off* Awesome job girls make me feel ashamed, and proud to be fangirl at the same time! :bigsmile: Great job guys just don't get too clinging to my Kadaj *snags him and runs off*:toung:
God Bless,
Souba