Test Results (Chapter 1)

[SpiritedSanji28]

Title: Test Results

Summary: For his own reasons, Chopper decided to do a test on Zoro and Sanji. Turns out the whole crew gets way more than they bargained for.

Disclaimer: i DO NOT own One Piece. i go this idea one day while i was doing absolutely nothing in my room and i laughed so hard when i thought of this.


Taking The Blood


The crew was all on deck. Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, and Robin. Chopper had two empty needles, two small moist towelettes, and two bandages.
He walked over to Zoro and Sanji.

"Sit down you two. I have to take some of your blood." Chopper said.

Of course, they both immediately jumped up and started protesting very loudly.

"WHAT!?! NO WAY!!! WHY DO YOU WANT OUR BLOOD CHOPPER!?!?"

"Because. I want to run a test. What, are you two afraid of a little needle?"

Everyone on deck besides Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper started laughing.

"Of course not!" Sanji yelled.

"I'm not afraid of anything!" Zoro exclaimed.

"Then why won't you let me take a small sample of your blood?" asked Chopper.

Sanji and Zoro grunted and sat down. Chopper pulled up Sanji's shirt sleeve, then Zoro's. Chopper took one of the moist towelettes and rubbed it over the part
where he was going to stick the needle. He did the same to Zoro. Chopper took Zoro's blood first, then Sanji's.

"I see absolutely no point in this what so ever Chopper." Zoro said, mad.

"For once and probably the only time in my life, I agree with the dog shit head." Sanji said, just as mad.

"Oh there is a point. A very very very very very very very very big one. You'll see tonight when I'm done running the tests." replied Chopper.

Chopper put a bandage on Zoro's arm and he put one on Sanji's. Then at the same time they pulled down their shirt sleeves.

"Ok I'm gonna start running the tests. NO. ONE. DISTURB. ME! Or there will be punishments." Chopper told everyone.

Then he walked into the men's cabin, taking the blood samples with him and locking the door behind him.

"Sometimes, I really hate that freakin' reindeer." snarled Zoro.

"Yeah. So do I." sighed Sanji.