Test Results (Chapter 1)

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Title: Test Results

Summary: For his own reasons, Chopper decided to do a test on Zoro and Sanji. Turns out the whole crew gets way more than they bargained for.

Disclaimer: i DO NOT own One Piece. i go this idea one day while i was doing absolutely nothing in my room and i laughed so hard when i thought of this.


Taking The Blood


The crew was all on deck. Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, and Robin. Chopper had two empty needles, two small moist towelettes, and two bandages.
He walked over to Zoro and Sanji.

"Sit down you two. I have to take some of your blood." Chopper said.

Of course, they both immediately jumped up and started protesting very loudly.

"WHAT!?! NO WAY!!! WHY DO YOU WANT OUR BLOOD CHOPPER!?!?"

"Because. I want to run a test. What, are you two afraid of a little needle?"

Everyone on deck besides Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper started laughing.

"Of course not!" Sanji yelled.

"I'm not afraid of anything!" Zoro exclaimed.

"Then why won't you let me take a small sample of your blood?" asked Chopper.

Sanji and Zoro grunted and sat down. Chopper pulled up Sanji's shirt sleeve, then Zoro's. Chopper took one of the moist towelettes and rubbed it over the part
where he was going to stick the needle. He did the same to Zoro. Chopper took Zoro's blood first, then Sanji's.

"I see absolutely no point in this what so ever Chopper." Zoro said, mad.

"For once and probably the only time in my life, I agree with the dog shit head." Sanji said, just as mad.

"Oh there is a point. A very very very very very very very very big one. You'll see tonight when I'm done running the tests." replied Chopper.

Chopper put a bandage on Zoro's arm and he put one on Sanji's. Then at the same time they pulled down their shirt sleeves.

"Ok I'm gonna start running the tests. NO. ONE. DISTURB. ME! Or there will be punishments." Chopper told everyone.

Then he walked into the men's cabin, taking the blood samples with him and locking the door behind him.

"Sometimes, I really hate that freakin' reindeer." snarled Zoro.

"Yeah. So do I." sighed Sanji.

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WE'RE WHAT!?!?!?


That night, Chopper called everyone on deck.

"What's going on Chopper? -yawn- I was taking a nap." Zoro said.

"What a big surprise..." replied Sanji sarcastically.

"You want a fight you prick?"

"No. I don't waste times on people that dogs take shits on."

"Both of you stop it. I have some very shocking news for everyone."

Everyone became silent.

"What is it Chopper?" Luffy asked.

"Yea what is it? Does it have to do with the blood you took from Zoro and Sanji earlier?" Nami asked.

"Yes. That's exactly it." Chopper answered.

Everyone stared at Chopper. They were all waiting for what he had to say.

"I did a blood test with the samples I took. And I found out that Zoro and Sanji are brothers..." Chopper said sheepishly.

No one knew what to say. They just stood there, very shocked expressions on their faces.

"YOU MEAN I'M RELATED TO A PERSON THAT HAS HAIR THAT DOGS TAKE SHITS IN!?!?!?!?"

"YOU MEAN I'M RELATED TO A FRENCH FRY!?!?!?!?!?"

"Yup."

"YOSH! THIS IS AWSOME!" Luffy exclaimed.

Zoro punched Luffy into the deck.

"NO IT ISN'T!!!!" he yelled.

"I think I'm gonna be sick..." Sanji said, face turning a bit green.

"Uh oh! Sanji just calm down, ok? Maybe you should sit down." Usopp said.

Nami and Robin walked over to Sanji and sat him down gently.

"Take some deep breaths Sanji. It'll be ok." Nami said.

"Just relax Cook-san." Robin said.

A few minutes of deep breaths later, Sanji was just fine.

"Let's all just get some sleep." Robin suggested.

Everyone nodded. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper headed to the men's cabin while Nami and Robin headed to the women's cabin. Zoro and Sanji
weren't exactly ready to go to bed yet. They both had alot on their mind and they wanted to stay on deck for awhile.

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Thinking


Zoro and Sanji just stood there. They didn't say anything. It took a half hour for one of them to finally say something.

"So... We're brothers huh?" Zoro asked.

"Yea... I guess so..." Sanji answered.

"I was thinking... Even though I'm related to YOU, it might be kinda fun to have a brother. Never did have one before ya know."

"I was thinking the same thing Sanji..."

Zoro and Sanji both tried to figure out what to say next.

"I had a question Sanji." said Zoro.

"Yea? What is it?" asked Sanji.

"I was wondering... No no no forget it it's just a stupid question..."

"No Zoro. Tell me."

Zoro looked kinda flustered.

"Before when your face turned green... Was that because of the news or are you sick?" he finally asked.

Sanji just looked at him.

"Well.... For the past two days my stomach's been really upset. I didn't throw up or anything, I just didn't eat anything for the past few days
because my stomach has been hurting alot." he answered.

Zoro looked surprised.

"So you ARE sick!"

"NO! No I'm not!"

"Yes you are... Sanji why didn't you tell anybody?"

"Well, I've never been sick before. If the crew found out I was sick they would get really really worried."

Zoro sighed.

"Of course they would. But that doesn't change the fact that you didn't tell anybody you are sick. What if it gets bad? You need some help Sanji." he said.

Sanji smirked and walked over to Zoro. He gave him a brotherly hug.

"What are you-?"

"Thank you... Aniki..."

Zoro smiled. He too hugged Sanji.

"No problem Sanji..."

Suddenly, Sanji pushed Zoro away from him.

"What the hell is wrong with you!" Zoro yelled.

Then he saw why Sanji pushed him away. Sanji started coughing alot. He had pushed Zoro away because he didn't want to cough on him.

"Sanji..."

Sanji's coughing fit didn't stop. In fact, it got worse. He fell to his knees and clutched his chest. Zoro ran over to him.

"Sanji! That's it! I'm getting Chopper!" he exclaimed.

Sanji didn't stop coughing. Zoro started patting his back. Nami and Robin heard the two yelling and they walked on deck.

"What's going on...?" Nami asked sleepily.

"Navigator-san, look at Cook-san." Robin answered with a yawn.

Nami looked at Sanji. She just now saw Sanji coughing up a storm.

"Oh my god!!!" she exclaimed.

"He is sick! He told me so just a few minutes ago. One of you go wake up Chopper and the others!" Zoro yelled.

"I'll do it." Robin said.

She used her Hana-Hana fruit powers to make arms appear in the men's cabin. She made them flip the hammocks over, making the sleeping crew members fall onto
the floor.

"They should be awake now." Robin said, making the extra arms disappear.

-Wow. We sure are lucky to have HER aboard.- Zoro thought.

Robin was right. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper came on deck.

"What the hell Robin! We were sleeping! Why'd you wake us up!" both Luffy and Usopp yelled.

Robin pointed to Sanji, who was still coughing.

"That's why." She said calmly.

The three of them looked at Sanji.

"OH MY GOD!!!" they all yelled.

Chopper rushed over to Sanji, who's back was still being patted by Zoro.

"Chopper he is sick. He told me that for the past two days his stomach's been really upset. He didn't throw up or anything, he just didn't eat anything
for the past two days because his stomach's been hurting alot lately." Zoro explained.

"Sanji! Try to stop coughing! I have to give you some cough medicine to help you!" Chopper said franticly.

It took about five minutes for Sanji to stop coughing. Chopper poured some cough medicine onto a tablespoon and gave it to Sanji. He gave him another tablespoon
then he put the bottle of cough medicine away.

"There. That should take care of his coughing." Chopper said.

"What are we going to do with him? He's sick." asked Usopp.

"He should rest on the couch in the men's cabin. The only one's that are allowed in there while Sanji is sick are me and Zoro, because he is his brother and I'm
the doctor. Us men will sleep in the conference room while Sanji is sick. It's what we have to do. Sanji really needs to rest. He could get even more sick." Chopper answered.

The men of the crew nodded. Sanji was trying to catch his breath because he had coughed so much. Zoro was really worried about him.

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Virus You Say?

“Let's get him into the cabin and onto the couch. He's getting bad.” Chopper said.

Zoro picked Sanji up in his arms. He carried him into the men's cabin and placed him gently on the couch.

“Just relax Sanji. I'll help you.” Zoro said softly.

He went and got a blanket off of the shelf and gently placed it over Sanji. Then he put a pillow under Sanji's head.

“Just get some sleep aniki. You need to sleep.”

“O...o...ok....”

Sanji slowly nodded off to sleep. Zoro stayed right by Sanji's side. He never left. But in about three hours he fell asleep.



It was morning and everyone woke up. (Except, guess who?) They followed Chopper down into the men's cabin. Usopp woke Zoro up.

“Huh? Oh hi guys. What're you doing here?” he asked in a sleepy tone.

“Well, I'm here to check on Sanji. I guess the others followed me to see how he was doing.” Chopper answered.

“Oh... Ok...” Zoro replied.

Chopper took out a stethoscope and listened to Sanji's stomach.

“Hmm.... He has a stomach virus. I think. And I think that he has a fever.” he said.

Chopper put away the stethoscope and took out a thermometer.

“Well, it's only a low grade fever, 100. Keep an eye on him and he should be fine in about a day or two.” he said.

“Alright. Thank you Chopper.” Zoro replied.

Chopper smiled.

“No problem Zoro.”

Then him and the others went on deck.

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Sanji's Dream


So this was how it was. It was just me and him, alone in the men's cabin. I can't believe that Sanji's my brother.... How is that possible? I just don't understand it... Well, we DO fight alight like brothers. I STILL don't understand this shit...

All Zoro found himself doing was looking at Sanji's sleeping face. Sanji's face was a very light shade of red, about pink. He was panting in his sleep. He was having a bad dream.


Sanji's dream....

Sanji was walking through a jungle. But what Sanji didn't know was that he would soon run into bad things. A giant spider appeared in front of him.

'AHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEEEEEELP!!'

The spider shot out some web and captured Sanji. The spider pulled him closer. Sanji was terrified.

'ZOOOOROOOO! ZOORO!!!! HELP!'

End of dream....


Sanji started talking in his sleep. Zoro watched him carefully.

“Zoro.... Zoro..... Help... Help....”

“Sanji? Are you alright?”

A look of terror appeared on Sanji's face. Zoro jumped up and immediately was at Sanji's side. He started shaking him.

“Sanji! Sanji! Sanji wake up!” he exclaimed.

Sanji's eyes flung open.

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Don't Worry


Sanji was frantic, trying to catch his breath. His skin was red and hot and sweaty. He still looked scared.

“Sanji.... Are you alright?” Zoro asked.

“Zoro..... I'm scared....” Sanji replied.

Zoro hugged Sanji. He rubbed his back.

“Don't worry Sanji. It's gonna be alright. I'm right here with you. You were talking in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?”

“Well, I was walking through a forest alone and a giant spider spit out a web and it grabbed me! I called your name but you wouldn't come~!”

Zoro felt Sanji's forehead.

“You're fever went up. Don't worry Sanji I'll be right here with you. I'll watch over you. You need to get some rest alright?” he said.

“I don't think I can go back to sleep now...” Sanji said.

“I didn't say to go to sleep, I said to get some rest. Just relax and rest. Don't get up, walk around, do anything, if you need anything I'll get it for you. Alright?”

“Alright.... Arigato, Zoro.”

“You're welcome Sanji.”

Zoro took the ice pack from Sanji's forehead and walked into the kitchen. He put it in the freezer and took out a froozen one. He brought it back to Sanji. He put it on Sanji's forehead. Then he took the blanket off of Sanji and replaced it with a softer, more light blanket.

“Don't leave me alone Zoro....”

“I won't Sanji. I won't.”

Zoro stroked Sanji's hair.

“I love you as an aniki.” said Zoro.

“Same.... here...” replied Sanji.

Then, at the same time, Zoro and Sanji smiled.

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Recovery


Later that day, Chopper came down into the men's cabin to check on Sanji.

“Well, his fever is 104.8 but it should go down soon. Let's hope that it is gone by the end of the day. Now, his stomach virus is still there, and he might throw up soon.”

“Oh great...”

“Don't worry Sanji. It'll make you feel better.”

“Yeah I bet...”

Zoro laughed.

“Shut up Zoro!” said Sanji.

Zoro laughed again.

“Sanji, throwing up WILL make you feel better. When you throw up it gets toxins out of your body and you get better quicker. I think I'm gonna give you ipecac.” Chopper said.

“NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT THE IPECAC!!!!” Sanji screamed.

“Sanji shut up! It will help you get better.” replied Zoro.

Sanji was defiant for about 15 minutes then he gave in.

“Alright. After I give him the ipecac, we have to take him into the bathroom. Ok Zoro?”

“Ok Chopper.”

Chopper took out a brown bottle of ipecac from his medical backpack. He opened it and poured some onto a tablespoon.

“Ok, two tablespoons of this stuff should do it.” Chopper said.

“Ugh. I never thought the day would come where I would have to drink ipecac...” Sanji said, a look of disgust on his face.

“Don't worry Sanji. We'll be with you. It'll be alright.”

“Alright... Arigato, aniki.”

Zoro smiled.

Chopper gave Sanji a tablespoon of ipecac, then another.

“Alright, let's take him into the bathroom.”

“Ok.”

Zoro carefully took Sanji into his arms and carried him into the bathroom. Chopper followed. Zoro brought Sanji over to the toilet.

“When you feel like you're gonna throw up, throw up in the toilet.” Chopper said.

“Alright...”

It didn't take long for that to happen. In minutes Sanji was over the toilet, heaving. Zoro gently and slowly rubbed his back.

“There there Sanji... It'll be alright. I'm right here.” he whispered.

Sanji threw up for four minutes. When he was done, Chopper flushed the toilet. Zoro carried Sanji back to the couch, covered him with the blanket again, and fluffed his pillow.

“Rest now, Sanji aniki. We'll take care of you.”

“Arigato, Zoro aniki.”

Chopper gave Sanji some medicine to help his fever go down.

“Just get come sleep Sanji.” Chopper said, leaving the cabin.

Zoro looked at Sanji. His face was red and beading with sweat. He was trying to catch his breath. Zoro stroked Sanji's hair, sighing.

“It'll be alright Sanji. Go to sleep. I'll be right here to protect you.”

“Ok...”

Sanji soon dozed off to sleep and Zoro was still stroking his hair.



The next day....



Chopper came into the cabin to check on Sanji.

“Well, his fever is gone now.”

Zoro sighed a sound of relief.

“That's great.”

Sanji was smiling. He was happy. He had recovered.

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Tres


Zoro and Sanji were together on deck, sipping some coffee.

“I'm glad that you're all better Sanji.” Zoro said with a smile.

“Yeah. Me too.” Sanji replied, taking a sip of coffee.

Zoro laughed. So did Sanji.

“What do you think got you sick?”

“Well, remember that night I went to that club to see girls?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, one of them was staying away from the others. She said she had a virus and she didn't want the others to catch it. This was the first time she was out of her house in awhile. I thought that she was shy so I went over and snuggled with her and talked with her the whole night.”

“Well that explains it.”

Sanji snorted in his drink. Zoro laughed.

“Shut up Zoro!” Sanji yelled.

“Ok ok ok! Calm down Mt. Perve.” Zoro said, laughing his ass off.

Sanji kicked him in the head.

“OW!”

“DON'T CALL ME MT. PERVE!!!”

“Hahaha~! Ok ok ok. Geeze don't kick me that really hurt.”

“GOOD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO!”

Then Zoro and Sanji saw Chopper scurrying back and forth. From the men's cabin to the confrence room, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Zoro stopped him.

“Chopper what are you doing?” Zoro asked.

“RESEARCH!!! DON'T BOTHER ME!'” Chopper yelled back.

Zoro let go of him and Chopper ran back to the confrence room, and came out with 10 big books. He quickly ran back to the men's cabin.

“I wonder what he's researching?” Sanji asked.

“Who knows. What should we do now?” Zoro replied.

“I'm kinda tired. Wanna take a nap?” asked Sanji.

“Ok, but where we gonna nap? Chopper's doing research in the men's cabin.”

“Let's sleep right here.”

“Whatever. Yaaaawn.”

Zoro and Sanji layed down on deck and fell asleep.


Later that night...



“ZORO!!! SANJI!!! GET ON DECK!!!” Chopper called out.

Zoro and Sanji ran out on deck.

“What is it Chopper?” Sanji asked.

“Yeah. What is it?” Zoro added.

“Well, the researching that I was doing was about your family history. And it turns out that you...”